Whenever I feel like drinking The End of History beer, which is basically  55% alcohol blond Belgian ale, I prefer drinking it from a dead animal. Unfortunately, the decomposing stink can have adverse affects on said ale. It’s a good thing some humans decided to package the ale inside taxidermied roadkill. Mmmmm….never tasted so good. You can get your drink on at BrewDog.

This is ridiculous.

You read that right, zombie meat. Leave it to the Japanese to chop up the living dead, package it and serve it humans.
When eating zombie pieces, one would wonder; does this make you a cannibal? I don’t know. But I do know that I want this. Apparently, these bits of zombie flesh taste similar to peppered beef jerky and I plan on ordering a couple of bags and setting them out on my coffee table in a candy bowl.

It would probably turn your feces blue….that is unless your feces is normally blue. In that case it would turn it back to the designated “normal” color. Obviously I’m thinking way too much into this…

It’s not Halloween yet, but let’s talk about zombies anyway. Enjoy these sweet zombie costumes.
Check out the rest of the undead at artsyspot.com

Check out this replica Fight Club Soap bar that can actually be used to clean your filthy body! No, it’s not made from women’s fat stolen from a liposuction clinic. It’s made the real way real soap is made – from animal fat, not human fat….

Clean those fighting wounds and pick up some soap at Kropserkel.

Burger King has selected some famous horror icons to help promote their food. And why not? Whenever I think of fast food I think of horror movies. Actually, regardless of what I think of, it somehow involves horror movies. Score 1 for Burger King.
So let’s hope they continue this tradition and include horror fiends in their future advertising. I’m keeping my fingers crossed for an ad of Seth Brundle vomiting digestive enzymes on a Whopper in order to dissolve it.

“It is suspected that each year, millions of dollars in personal property is damaged by hordes of zombies. And yet, regular insurance companies don’t deal with these claims.”

Head on over to My Zombie Insurance and make sure you’re covered when the dead arrive at your back door.

Hello Boils and Ghouls.
Every Christmas I receive gifts from a variety of different movie monsters. Last year Freddy sent me his Nike sneakers and this year I’d like to share my gift from HAL 9000.

I awoke early Christmas morning and quickly ran down to my crypt (where I put my blood-soaked Christmas tree). Under my tree was HAL’s gift, a box wrapped in black wrapping paper, resembling an obelisk. After opening said box, I was delighted to find my very own t-shirt based upon 2001: A Space Odyssey. Printed on the shirt are the instructions for the Zero Gravity Toilet.

In the Kubrick classic, one of the characters is seen studying a large list of instructions in order to use the toilet. When you gotta go, you gotta go and you don’t have time to stop and think about it. But in space, you have to be much more careful. You wouldn’t want to miss and have fecal matter floating around the cabin.

You can pick one of these cool t-shirts up at Tarfly.com

Thanks HAL!

Finally, we have our third and final Friday the 13th of 2009. Looking for something to celebrate this unlucky Friday? Let me suggest picking up the Friday the 13th part 3 soundtrack. It’s out of print, but there are plenty of places you can buy and or download it. Nothing. Nothing is as cool as Disco Jason.

happy happy happy happy HALLOWEEN!!! I hope your costumes came out great. Have fun tonight!