The Zombie Tabernacle Choir

It’s been a while since our favorite horror director, John Carpenter directed a feature length film. 2001’s Ghost of Mars was the last time and we all know how that crap-storm turned out. He also shot a couple episodes for the Masters of Horror TV series. Actually, I thought Cigarette Burns was the best of the series. But after seeing the trailer for his newest film, The Ward, I’m afraid he doesn’t have the touch this go around. The film looks like every other mental ward/ghost flick we’ve seen in the past decade. It has zero originality. It’s a crappy trailer too. Who knows…maybe the film is a lot better than the trailer leads us to believe…see for yourself at The Hollywood Reporter.

Check these out! Spanish artist Daniele Del Nero has gone the horror route and constructed some glorious works of art.
Del Nero goes on to talk about this abandoned buildings series; “A series of architectural scale models constructed with black paper and covered with flour and a layer of mould to create the effect of old abandoned buildings.
My purpose is to talk about the sense of time and destiny of the planet after the human species, through the sense of restlessness which abandoned buildings are able to communicate.”
I’d like to think that these miniature “haunted houses” were created for miniature ghosts. Excellent job Daniele, keep up the brilliant work! Check out the rest of spook central at Daniele Del Nero.

Trick or Treat came early! Every Halloween I receive kick-ass sweets from ghouls from around the world. This year’s creme de la creme comes from the Doctor’s very own Death-Thread mummy and daddy. What we have here is a chocolate skull, complete with wriggling worm! Yum!

Whenever I feel like drinking The End of History beer, which is basically  55% alcohol blond Belgian ale, I prefer drinking it from a dead animal. Unfortunately, the decomposing stink can have adverse affects on said ale. It’s a good thing some humans decided to package the ale inside taxidermied roadkill. Mmmmm….never tasted so good. You can get your drink on at BrewDog.

This is ridiculous.

You read that right, zombie meat. Leave it to the Japanese to chop up the living dead, package it and serve it humans.
When eating zombie pieces, one would wonder; does this make you a cannibal? I don’t know. But I do know that I want this. Apparently, these bits of zombie flesh taste similar to peppered beef jerky and I plan on ordering a couple of bags and setting them out on my coffee table in a candy bowl.

It would probably turn your feces blue….that is unless your feces is normally blue. In that case it would turn it back to the designated “normal” color. Obviously I’m thinking way too much into this…

It’s not Halloween yet, but let’s talk about zombies anyway. Enjoy these sweet zombie costumes.
Check out the rest of the undead at artsyspot.com

Check out this replica Fight Club Soap bar that can actually be used to clean your filthy body! No, it’s not made from women’s fat stolen from a liposuction clinic. It’s made the real way real soap is made – from animal fat, not human fat….

Clean those fighting wounds and pick up some soap at Kropserkel.

Burger King has selected some famous horror icons to help promote their food. And why not? Whenever I think of fast food I think of horror movies. Actually, regardless of what I think of, it somehow involves horror movies. Score 1 for Burger King.
So let’s hope they continue this tradition and include horror fiends in their future advertising. I’m keeping my fingers crossed for an ad of Seth Brundle vomiting digestive enzymes on a Whopper in order to dissolve it.