Hello Boils and Ghouls.
Every Christmas I receive gifts from a variety of different movie monsters. Last year Freddy sent me his Nike sneakers and this year I’d like to share my gift from HAL 9000.

I awoke early Christmas morning and quickly ran down to my crypt (where I put my blood-soaked Christmas tree). Under my tree was HAL’s gift, a box wrapped in black wrapping paper, resembling an obelisk. After opening said box, I was delighted to find my very own t-shirt based upon 2001: A Space Odyssey. Printed on the shirt are the instructions for the Zero Gravity Toilet.

In the Kubrick classic, one of the characters is seen studying a large list of instructions in order to use the toilet. When you gotta go, you gotta go and you don’t have time to stop and think about it. But in space, you have to be much more careful. You wouldn’t want to miss and have fecal matter floating around the cabin.

You can pick one of these cool t-shirts up at Tarfly.com

Thanks HAL!

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