A friend of mine gave me this football card and I couldn’t believe who was on it! Michael Myers! I had no idea he enjoyed tossing around the ol’ pigskin with the boys. I knew he liked killing pretty women, mysteriously disappearing after being shot multiple times and that his favorite day was October 31st. But football? I guess you really do learn something new everyday. Damn shame he didn’t play for the Haddonfield Boogeymen.

Myers lead the Crimson Tide in sacks as well as tackles behind the line of scrimmage in 1996.

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