Vampires got you down? Tired of constantly fending off blood suckers? Sick of bolting your door and locking your metal shutters just before the setting sun? Fear no more with Vampicillin.

New to the market for 2009, Hemoglobin Industries has released a new form of antibiotic which makes your blood unappetizing and even deadly to Vampires. Vampicillin is sold in tablet form and can be taken once a week. Created from a new species of super-garlic, the pill is ingested and absorbed into the blood stream. The pill works by bonding to the blood cells and creating a kind of garlic barrier around the cell. Vampires can sense this garlic barrier and will not travel within 100 yards of the antibiotic user. Don’t waste another moment – Vampicillin will give you the freedom of leaving the house at sundown and will allow you to walk down those dark alleyways without fear.

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