Zombie Meat

You read that right, zombie meat. Leave it to the Japanese to chop up the living dead, package it and serve it humans.
When eating zombie pieces, one would wonder; does this make you a cannibal? I don’t know. But I do know that I want this. Apparently, these bits of zombie flesh taste similar to peppered beef jerky and I plan on ordering a couple of bags and setting them out on my coffee table in a candy bowl.

It would probably turn your feces blue….that is unless your feces is normally blue. In that case it would turn it back to the designated “normal” color. Obviously I’m thinking way too much into this…

One Response to “Zombie Meat”

  1. keith Says:

    Hahahaha, that’s awesome. Doesn’t look very appetizing tho.

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